hitlervevo:

Whenever you feel rejected and sad, just remember that when I told my crush that I like him, he texted back “lol so sup”

(Source: princessoftypos)

jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Source: teamrocketing)

squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

(Source: ihateladygaga)

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon